prettyandmean:

peoplegettingreallymadatgay:

avvocarlo:

being poisoned during dinner seems like it could be fun

alvin-flang:

Found this gem in the redlettermedia sub

toritheestallion:

me at Olive Garden at 11:02 am staring down the elderly people impatiently waiting outside knowing we should’ve opened 2 minutes ago but my boss is in the back cheating on his wife with the girl who makes the salads and he has the key to unlock the doors

thestanconfessions:

weirdness-is-good:

Casey Frey was in a commercial for Just Dance 2015…

pissvortex:

my #1 priority politically is making sure we bring back cowboys but more explicitly homoerotic